TOO . SMOOTH .
TO . CARE .

Psalm 69: “Life is better when you have no Fucks to give.”

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Nah, we don’t do discounts. Mona Lisa and Pele on the cheap? Get out of here…

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You’ll look so much smoother in it. Grab it here.

Let’s Lorem Suit Up!

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Daddy’s Girl Warhol
Too Smooth To Care $69.00

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Pelé met Batman
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Mona Lisa meets Pele
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Daddy i Want a Fucking Pony
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A Nun gets her Asshole bleached
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Never Ever On a First Date
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Listen to your inner child
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Tabacos
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Kurosawa
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Laughing Granny
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Special Announcement

Shirts are made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don’t have patience – do not bother!
We produce the shirts on demand because we are too lazy to run a warehouse.

Wear our shirts and you are as smooth as Phuc.

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Handpicked by kids in Bangladesh.

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So good that we don’t do discounts.

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