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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
Escape in Technicolor
In the alley where the city's whispers roam,
Lies a fire escape, a chromatic home.
A stairway canvas, in rebellion dressed,
Where every step, a story's confessed.
Spray cans hiss, in the dead of night,
Under the moon's indifferent light.
Here, the renegades paint their creed,
On metal bones, where the forgotten read.
Reds scream of love, lost and found,
Blues echo the depths, profound.
Yellows dance like flames, wild and free,
Greens whisper of life, a hidden spree.
This fire escape, in its vibrant plight,
Is a punk rock poem, in the urban night.
A symphony in colors, an escape route dream,
In the heart of the city, a rebellious scream.
It's not just metal, rust, and grime,
But a technicolor journey, a climb.
Each rung a verse, each platform a stage,
Telling tales of joy, rage, and sage.
So here's to the fire escape, in its graffiti coat,
A testament to dreams, that on concrete float.
In this urban jungle, it's our colorful text,
A multicolored manifesto, complex yet direct.
In the alley where the city's whispers roam,
Lies a fire escape, a chromatic home.
A stairway canvas, in rebellion dressed,
Where every step, a story's confessed.
Spray cans hiss, in the dead of night,
Under the moon's indifferent light.
Here, the renegades paint their creed,
On metal bones, where the forgotten read.
Reds scream of love, lost and found,
Blues echo the depths, profound.
Yellows dance like flames, wild and free,
Greens whisper of life, a hidden spree.
This fire escape, in its vibrant plight,
Is a punk rock poem, in the urban night.
A symphony in colors, an escape route dream,
In the heart of the city, a rebellious scream.
It's not just metal, rust, and grime,
But a technicolor journey, a climb.
Each rung a verse, each platform a stage,
Telling tales of joy, rage, and sage.
So here's to the fire escape, in its graffiti coat,
A testament to dreams, that on concrete float.
In this urban jungle, it's our colorful text,
A multicolored manifesto, complex yet direct.
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |