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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

On a wall, stark as midnight skies
In scarlet scrawls, the truth belies,
"F*** I Love You" — oh, what a phrase!
A lover's curse, and yet, praise.

With each loop of "F" and "U" that's drawn,
A laugh escapes, then sighs till dawn.
The heart beside, a crimson splash,
Whispers of kisses, gone in a flash.

Amidst the fumes of painted red,
Where love's uncensored words are spread,
There stands a heart, a bit askew,
Beneath the bold, unfiltered "I Love You."

For in that spray, the humor's found,
In bittersweet, the feelings bound.
A chuckle rises, eyes might glisten,
As people stop, and can't help but listen.

On that wall, love’s graffiti sings,
A tender ache, the laughter rings.
It's love, it's pain, it's life's tattoo,
Oh, F***, it's true — I really do love you..



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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