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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

In Hoxton's heart, where art's a tangle,
There's a wall, in the Gallery's angle,
Splashed with colors, wild, and free,
Scribbles of madness, for all to see.

"Happy happens," in neon pink,
Winks at you with a mischievous blink,
Upside-down, it seems to dance,
In this graffiti's wild expanse.

Next to it, "Love is real," in blue,
Written in a font that's slightly askew,
With letters that jumble, tumble, and reel,
Like love itself, a surreal deal.

And oh, behold! "Blow up the rules,"
In fiery red, the mantra of fools,
Exploding like stars, in a cosmic duel,
In the Hoxton Gallery, where chaos is cool.

But wait, there's more, a curious sight,
A llama wearing glasses, oh so bright,
Dancing with a cactus under the moon's light,
In a world where odd is the new right.

This llama, the star of our nonsensical plot,
Jives and thrives in this bizarre spot,
With a top hat tilted, and a grin so sly,
Underneath this psychedelic sky.

Around it, the world of logic fades,
In this canvas of shades and renegade tirades,
Where happiness just happens, and love is a maze,
And the rules are just a phase.

So if you wander into Hoxton's embrace,
Prepare for a journey into wild space,
Where llamas dance, and words take flight,
In the Gallery of the surreal night.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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