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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

In the neon-drenched streets of the midnight chase,
We found ourselves in a peculiar place.
A first date scene, with a punk rock twist,
Where unwritten rules silently exist.

Never ever on a first date, they say,
Keep the wild cards hidden, don't let them play.
But in our world, where guitars clash,
We break the mold, in a lightning flash.

Leather jackets and electric dreams,
Under the disco ball's kaleidoscopic beams.
We talked of anarchy and electric guitars,
Under a sky littered with broken stars.

Never ever on a first date, so goes the creed,
But we're the exception, not the breed.
In the pulse of the night, with a funky beat,
We dance around the norms, skipping down the street.

In a diner, with neon signs aglow,
We shared stories, letting our true selves show.
No holding back, no playing it safe,
In this funky punk world, we're the renegade waif.

Never ever on a first date, they insist,
But in our rhythm, we twist and resist.
With a funky flair, in our punk rock state,
We defy the rules, rewrite the slate.

So here's to the first dates, that break the chain,
Where the unexpected becomes the main.
In a symphony of chaos, and funky punk tunes,
We find our path, under the neon moons.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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