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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
When Batman met Pelé
In the heart of Gotham, by a taco cart's bell,
Batman bumped into Pelé, dropping his taco shell.
"Watch the cape!" Batman grumbled, looking quite grim,
Pelé chuckled, "Sorry, was practicing a free-kick on a whim."
They debated, “Who's more famous, in their own domain?”
"Is it the bat signal or the World Cup's reign?"
Pelé teased, "Ever tried soccer in that suit so tight?"
Batman replied, "Only if the ball's a dynamite."
As the night wore on, they exchanged tales so odd,
Of Joker's fouls and goals that defied God.
As dawn approached, with the city's skyline so snug,
They laughed at their banter and shared a warm hug.
In the alley that night, amidst tacos and lore,
Two legends found humor, with chuckles galore.
For when Batman met Pelé, in a jestful spree,
They realized, in laughter, how similar they could be.
In the heart of Gotham, by a taco cart's bell,
Batman bumped into Pelé, dropping his taco shell.
"Watch the cape!" Batman grumbled, looking quite grim,
Pelé chuckled, "Sorry, was practicing a free-kick on a whim."
They debated, “Who's more famous, in their own domain?”
"Is it the bat signal or the World Cup's reign?"
Pelé teased, "Ever tried soccer in that suit so tight?"
Batman replied, "Only if the ball's a dynamite."
As the night wore on, they exchanged tales so odd,
Of Joker's fouls and goals that defied God.
As dawn approached, with the city's skyline so snug,
They laughed at their banter and shared a warm hug.
In the alley that night, amidst tacos and lore,
Two legends found humor, with chuckles galore.
For when Batman met Pelé, in a jestful spree,
They realized, in laughter, how similar they could be.
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |