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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
Roses Bloomed Revealing Hidden Keys
In a plot where cabbages wore tiny hats,
Roses sprouted, revealing keys and some bats.
"Keys to what?" asked a snail in cool spats,
"To the moon cheese vault?" mused the acrobatic cats.
A lily, sipping tea from a porcelain mug,
Suggested they might open a jug.
A jug of what? Asked a curious bug,
"Time-traveling coffee!" said a slug with a shrug.
A parrot flew by, squawking a tune,
"Maybe it's a key to inflate the balloon!"
The daffodils giggled, under the moon,
"Or to a spaceship driven by a raccoon!"
In this zany plot, where imagination does play,
The roses' keys keep everyone's gloom at bay.
For in a world where flowers have so much to say,
Those mysterious keys make every day a wacky foray!
In a plot where cabbages wore tiny hats,
Roses sprouted, revealing keys and some bats.
"Keys to what?" asked a snail in cool spats,
"To the moon cheese vault?" mused the acrobatic cats.
A lily, sipping tea from a porcelain mug,
Suggested they might open a jug.
A jug of what? Asked a curious bug,
"Time-traveling coffee!" said a slug with a shrug.
A parrot flew by, squawking a tune,
"Maybe it's a key to inflate the balloon!"
The daffodils giggled, under the moon,
"Or to a spaceship driven by a raccoon!"
In this zany plot, where imagination does play,
The roses' keys keep everyone's gloom at bay.
For in a world where flowers have so much to say,
Those mysterious keys make every day a wacky foray!
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |