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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
A splash of color, vibrant and bold,
Printed with sneakers, fierce and cold,
These kicks tell tales of urban streets,
Where artists roam, where trendsetters meet.
Onlookers stare in awe and cheer,
With sneaker envy, they draw near,
My shirt becomes a walking art,
A canvas that sparks conversations to start.
From classic kicks to high-top swag,
The sneakerhead culture, I proudly tag,
So wear your heart upon your chest,
With sneaker graffiti, you'll be dressed!
No shoe is too wild, no design too absurd.
On my shirt, sneakers are the word.
Let's celebrate the art that's cool and clever,
And strut our stuff in sneaker-inspired endeavor!
Printed with sneakers, fierce and cold,
These kicks tell tales of urban streets,
Where artists roam, where trendsetters meet.
Onlookers stare in awe and cheer,
With sneaker envy, they draw near,
My shirt becomes a walking art,
A canvas that sparks conversations to start.
From classic kicks to high-top swag,
The sneakerhead culture, I proudly tag,
So wear your heart upon your chest,
With sneaker graffiti, you'll be dressed!
No shoe is too wild, no design too absurd.
On my shirt, sneakers are the word.
Let's celebrate the art that's cool and clever,
And strut our stuff in sneaker-inspired endeavor!
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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Fuck yeah*
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |