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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

On a wall, withered, orange, and old,
There hangs a picture, bold and cold,
A cat's head, staring with eyes so wide,
In a realm where oddities coincide.

Its fur, a sketch of lines askew,
In shades that blend, a surreal hue,
Against the orange, a contrast stark,
A feline mystery, a whimsical mark.

Eyes like marbles, gleaming bright,
In the dim alley, a curious sight,
Whiskers that twist in a peculiar dance,
Capturing glances, as if by chance.

This cat on the wall, in its silent pose,
Holds secrets untold, in repose,
A guardian of tales, in colors worn,
On an orange canvas, time has torn.

Whispers of paws on cobblestone streets,
Echoes of purrs, and midnight meets,
In every stroke, a story untold,
Of a cat's head picture, bold and bold.

So in this alley, where shadows creep,
The cat's head watches, never to sleep,
A quirky sentinel on an orange wall,
In a world where wonders never fall.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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