Your Awesome Cart

Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

A Nun gets her Asshole bleached

A nun's quest for beauty, so unexpected,
Her asshole bleached, a tale resurrected,
In this eccentric piece of visual delight,
We explore boundaries, push them out of sight.

The juxtaposition of sacred and profane,
Challenges norms, breaks free from the chain,
With a touch of humor and artistic grace,
We embrace the unconventional with a smile on our face.

The nun's street art becomes the talk of the town,
As smiles replace frowns with each passerby found,
An old-school masterpiece with a quirky spin,
Proving art can make us chuckle from within.

So let this art speak to those who dare,
To see beyond the surface, to truly care,
For in this world of creativity unbound,
We celebrate uniqueness that knows no sound.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.


FREE SHIPPING WORLDWIDE

Fuck yeah*

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.





The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

Recently viewed products