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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

Amidst the chaos, I stand tall,
A force unseen, yet felt by all,
In every heart, a spark divine,
A love that's boundless, infinite, and kind.

I am the gentle touch that mends,
The warmth that lingers, never ends,
I hold no judgment or disdain,
For in my presence, all differences wane.

I wipe away sorrow and dry tear-stained cheeks,
Embracing all, the strong and the weak,
With open arms and empathetic stare,
I lend a shoulder, always there to care.

In times of darkness, I am the light,
Guiding lost souls towards what is right,
I lift spirits up when they are down,
Turning frowns to smiles and wearing joy like a crown.

Though pain may linger and hardships may grow,
Within your soul, my love does flow,
Embrace me fully, without any fear,
For love's embrace is always near.

So let us walk this earthly plane,
Spreading love with every step we gain,
In unity we'll find our strength anew,
Embracing one another with hearts pure and true.

I am love, an eternal flame,
Burning brightly for all the same,
Together we'll shine through darkest night,
For love's compassion forever ignites.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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