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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
In the realm of fashion, a curious sight,
A shirt that combines the left and the right,
Karl Marx in the bin, oh what a twist,
A vandalized wall painting, whom did it resist?
The irony abounds, with a hint of satire,
A clash of ideas that takes us higher,
Marx, the bearded thinker, now in disgrace,
On your shirt, boldly stamped, a rebel's embrace.
As you strut down the street, heads turn to inquire,
"What's on your shirt?" they can't help but admire,
The clash of history and modern-day flair,
A vandalism-inspired fashion affair.
But fear not, dear wearer, for the joke's on them,
Your shirt speaks volumes, a witty anthem,
Let them ponder and question their views,
As you proudly sport your wearable news.
So wear it with flair, with a mischievous grin,
The juxtaposition of Marx in the bin.
A conversation starter, a bold fashion play,
Who thought one t-shirt could cause such dismay?
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
A shirt that combines the left and the right,
Karl Marx in the bin, oh what a twist,
A vandalized wall painting, whom did it resist?
The irony abounds, with a hint of satire,
A clash of ideas that takes us higher,
Marx, the bearded thinker, now in disgrace,
On your shirt, boldly stamped, a rebel's embrace.
As you strut down the street, heads turn to inquire,
"What's on your shirt?" they can't help but admire,
The clash of history and modern-day flair,
A vandalism-inspired fashion affair.
But fear not, dear wearer, for the joke's on them,
Your shirt speaks volumes, a witty anthem,
Let them ponder and question their views,
As you proudly sport your wearable news.
So wear it with flair, with a mischievous grin,
The juxtaposition of Marx in the bin.
A conversation starter, a bold fashion play,
Who thought one t-shirt could cause such dismay?
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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Fuck yeah*
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |