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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

In the shadow of a history deep,
Where memories, silent, vigil keep,
Stands a relic of a time now gone,
The Simson Schwalbe, once ridden on.

East Germany's streets it roamed with pride,
A symbol in a divided stride,
Its wheels whispered tales of yore,
Of a land split by a cold war's sore.

Parked now in stillness, in quiet wait,
In front of a wall, a bearer of fate,
With a print so odd, black and white,
Echoing stories of a bygone plight.

This scooter, a fragment of GDR's past,
A narrative of a time that didn't last,
Its frame, a testament to a different age,
A chapter in history, a forgotten page.

The wall it faces, stark and bare,
With patterns odd, yet full of flair,
A canvas of the times that were,
Of silent hopes, and silent fear.

Together they stand, the scooter and wall,
Witnesses to rise, witnesses to fall,
In their stillness, a loud history speaks,
Of dreams once dreamt, in days now bleak.

The Simson Schwalbe, in its quiet way,
A relic of East Germany's day,
Rests under skies, changing and wide,
A symbol of a journey, a historical ride.

So let it stand, in reverent grace,
A memory of a different place,
Where once it rode, in a land divided,
A symbol of a time, now united.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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