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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
Behold the mighty elephant, majestic and grand,
With a reflection in a puddle, a sight so unplanned,
As it gazes upon its own mirrored grace,
A symbol of strength in this urban space.
But lo, what catches its watchful eye?
A burst of colors amidst asphalt, sky high,
Graffiti and street art, a vibrant display,
A symphony of creativity on this concrete spray.
The elephant ponders this visual delight,
How stories are told through brushes at night,
Each stroke of paint captures dreams unspoken,
Transforming the mundane, leaving hearts awoken.
From vibrant murals to intricate designs,
Street art whispers secrets, it truly aligns,
The spirit of rebellion with beauty so raw,
A testament to human expression's true awe.
Oh, elephant in the city, you're not alone,
For street art's power has surely grown,
Together you stand, art and nature unite,
A harmonious blend, an awe-inspiring sight.
So let us embrace this fusion with glee,
And marvel at the magic these worlds decree,
As the elephant looks on, its heart filled with wonder,
At the kaleidoscope of art it stands under.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
With a reflection in a puddle, a sight so unplanned,
As it gazes upon its own mirrored grace,
A symbol of strength in this urban space.
But lo, what catches its watchful eye?
A burst of colors amidst asphalt, sky high,
Graffiti and street art, a vibrant display,
A symphony of creativity on this concrete spray.
The elephant ponders this visual delight,
How stories are told through brushes at night,
Each stroke of paint captures dreams unspoken,
Transforming the mundane, leaving hearts awoken.
From vibrant murals to intricate designs,
Street art whispers secrets, it truly aligns,
The spirit of rebellion with beauty so raw,
A testament to human expression's true awe.
Oh, elephant in the city, you're not alone,
For street art's power has surely grown,
Together you stand, art and nature unite,
A harmonious blend, an awe-inspiring sight.
So let us embrace this fusion with glee,
And marvel at the magic these worlds decree,
As the elephant looks on, its heart filled with wonder,
At the kaleidoscope of art it stands under.
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |