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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
A monkey takes the wheel, on walls he paints,
Graffiti forms of rebellion that never faints,
Street art whispers tales of rebellion and grace,
Collages of expression in this vibrant space.
Through alleyways and corners, his art takes flight,
A visual symphony, an underground delight,
He swings from wires, defying the norm,
Creating a rhythm, a visual storm.
His brush is his voice, his palette his guide,
Transforming the mundane with each stride,
Bold strokes and vivid hues, a language untamed,
Unveiling stories where conformity is tamed.
The monkey driver weaves through the night,
Shared secrets with moonshine, hidden from sight,
A testament to rebellion, and art's silent roar,
Sparking inspiration like never before.
So let us embrace this creative brigade,
Where street art and graffiti truly cascade,
For in their expression lies stories to be found,
Where imagination knows no bound.
Graffiti forms of rebellion that never faints,
Street art whispers tales of rebellion and grace,
Collages of expression in this vibrant space.
Through alleyways and corners, his art takes flight,
A visual symphony, an underground delight,
He swings from wires, defying the norm,
Creating a rhythm, a visual storm.
His brush is his voice, his palette his guide,
Transforming the mundane with each stride,
Bold strokes and vivid hues, a language untamed,
Unveiling stories where conformity is tamed.
The monkey driver weaves through the night,
Shared secrets with moonshine, hidden from sight,
A testament to rebellion, and art's silent roar,
Sparking inspiration like never before.
So let us embrace this creative brigade,
Where street art and graffiti truly cascade,
For in their expression lies stories to be found,
Where imagination knows no bound.
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |