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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
Behold, a masterpiece of urban art,
A black and white one-eyed beauty, quite the standout part,
On a color splash backdrop, it shines with zest,
A captivating sight that leaves us truly impressed.
With a single eye peering, oh so sly,
It beckons us closer, to ask it why,
Does it only have one eye, we inquire,
But alas, our questions ignite its mischievous fire.
The wall becomes a canvas, bursting with hue,
A riot of colors, none too subdued,
As if a rainbow exploded, in a glorious mess,
This street art gem leaves no room for distress.
Oh, passersby gasp and pause for a glance,
At this whimsical creation that makes hearts dance,
A symbol of creativity and urban grace,
Street art adorning our concrete space.
So let us celebrate this spectacle so grand,
Where black meets white in a vibrant land,
One-eyed wonder amidst the color splash parade,
Oh street art, you've left us completely amazed!
A black and white one-eyed beauty, quite the standout part,
On a color splash backdrop, it shines with zest,
A captivating sight that leaves us truly impressed.
With a single eye peering, oh so sly,
It beckons us closer, to ask it why,
Does it only have one eye, we inquire,
But alas, our questions ignite its mischievous fire.
The wall becomes a canvas, bursting with hue,
A riot of colors, none too subdued,
As if a rainbow exploded, in a glorious mess,
This street art gem leaves no room for distress.
Oh, passersby gasp and pause for a glance,
At this whimsical creation that makes hearts dance,
A symbol of creativity and urban grace,
Street art adorning our concrete space.
So let us celebrate this spectacle so grand,
Where black meets white in a vibrant land,
One-eyed wonder amidst the color splash parade,
Oh street art, you've left us completely amazed!
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |