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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

In a quirky corner of the city's maze,
Where graffiti speaks and colors blaze,
There's a picture, man, you gotta see,
A fella holding his head, oh gee!

He's standing there, bold and bare,
Head in hand, without a care,
His neck's a stump, but don't you dread,
He seems quite happy, though he's lost his head!

"Pain Used Here," the caption wry,
Underneath that head-holding guy,
It's like he's saying, "Look at me,
Lost my head, but still carefree!"

His eyes are wide, his smile's a curve,
Got more nerve than most reserve,
In his hand, his head, it seems,
Is whispering secrets or crazy dreams.

Around the corner, life hustles by,
But here's this dude, with his head held high,
Well, not on neck, but in his grip,
A surreal captain of a graffiti ship.

So if you're wandering, feeling dead,
Remember the man who's holding his head,
"Pain Used Here," but don't you fear,
He's laughing still, year to year.

A bit of madness in the air,
A touch of joy, a dash of dare,
In a world so serious, tight, and planned,
Here's a headless guy making his stand.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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