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Psalm 69:

"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."

In a lane where the weird and wacky roam,
Lies a wall, a most peculiar home,
To a tape, all tattered and frayed,
With words that make you stop and stay.

"Superboy got spanked?" Oh, what a line!
In a world of comics, it's just fine,
Next to heads that seem to peek,
From paper torn, both bold and meek.

There's Liam, with his Gallagher glare,
And Drake, as if caught in mid-air,
Their comic heads, a sight so rare,
On a wall that's seen more than its fair share.

Amidst the chaos, the colors, the grime,
This odd phrase stands frozen in time,
A question mark at the end, hanging tight,
In the alley's dim, flickering light.

Did Superboy really get a spank?
Or is this some prankster's comic prank?
Amongst the whispers of the wall,
This peculiar tale stands tall.

It's a weird world, in this urban sprawl,
Where heroes and rockstars share a hall,
And Superboy's fate, on paper tape,
Leaves passersby in an amused gape.

So here's to the wall, with its curious blend,
Of music, comics, and messages to send,
In a corner where reality skews,
And even Superboy gets the blues.



The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.



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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¼ 19 ¼ 8 ⅛
M 28 ¼ 20 ½ 8 ½
L 29 ⅛ 21 ¾ 8 ⅞
XL 29 ⅞ 22 ¾ 8 ⅞
2XL 30 ¾ 24 9 ¼
3XL 31 ½ 25 ¼ 9 ⅝
4XL 32 ¼ 27 ¼ 9 ⅝
5XL 33 29 ⅛ 9 ¾
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49 20.6
M 71.9 52 21.6
L 74 55.1 22.6
XL 76 58 22.6
2XL 78 61 23.6
3XL 80 64 24.4
4XL 82 69 24.4
5XL 83.8 74 24.9

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