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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
Once upon a time, in ancient Peru's land,
Lived Atahualpa, oh so grand,
But this tale's got a twist, my friend,
Of graffiti on doors and shirts to no end!
Atahualpa, a noble Inca king,
Loved his culture above everything.
On his red door, he commissioned art,
Glorifying history, a masterpiece to impart.
But one mischievous soul, with paint in hand,
Decided the king's door needed a rival brand.
A blue door emerged, with humor and sass,
Covered in graffiti, quite the artistic clash!
The red door frowned, feeling quite displeased,
A graffiti battle spiraled and increased.
Atahualpa grinned, finding it quite amusing,
His once-serene palace now hilariously confusing.
The painted doors sparked curiosity wide,
People gathered to witness this artistic ride.
Tourists would giggle, locals would point,
A painted door spectacle—quite an odd joint!
But that's not the end, oh no, my dear!
For there's more mischief that will appear!
One day, Atahualpa donned a new shirt,
With graffiti patterns that'd surely leave you girt!
On a fabric canvas, red and vibrant too,
Blue door graffiti made its grand debut!
A walking artwork of chaos and fun,
Atahualpa strutted like he'd already won.
You see, even kings have a funny bone,
With their red doors and shirts loudly shown.
It's a reminder that life’s meant for laughter,
Even in history tales that come after!
So let us embrace the quirks that surround,
As unexpected joys are often found.
In graffiti battles and merry jests galore,
We find magic in chaos worth adoring even more!
Lived Atahualpa, oh so grand,
But this tale's got a twist, my friend,
Of graffiti on doors and shirts to no end!
Atahualpa, a noble Inca king,
Loved his culture above everything.
On his red door, he commissioned art,
Glorifying history, a masterpiece to impart.
But one mischievous soul, with paint in hand,
Decided the king's door needed a rival brand.
A blue door emerged, with humor and sass,
Covered in graffiti, quite the artistic clash!
The red door frowned, feeling quite displeased,
A graffiti battle spiraled and increased.
Atahualpa grinned, finding it quite amusing,
His once-serene palace now hilariously confusing.
The painted doors sparked curiosity wide,
People gathered to witness this artistic ride.
Tourists would giggle, locals would point,
A painted door spectacle—quite an odd joint!
But that's not the end, oh no, my dear!
For there's more mischief that will appear!
One day, Atahualpa donned a new shirt,
With graffiti patterns that'd surely leave you girt!
On a fabric canvas, red and vibrant too,
Blue door graffiti made its grand debut!
A walking artwork of chaos and fun,
Atahualpa strutted like he'd already won.
You see, even kings have a funny bone,
With their red doors and shirts loudly shown.
It's a reminder that life’s meant for laughter,
Even in history tales that come after!
So let us embrace the quirks that surround,
As unexpected joys are often found.
In graffiti battles and merry jests galore,
We find magic in chaos worth adoring even more!
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |