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Psalm 69:
"Life is better when you have no Fucks to give."
Oh, what a sight upon my chest,
A vintage car in graffiti nest,
A fusion of styles, oh so bizarre,
As I proudly wear it like a superstar.
The car, a relic from times gone by,
With colors splashed against the sky,
A masterpiece on wheels, you see,
Spreading smiles wherever it may be.
In the cul de sac of vibrant street art,
This shirt becomes my smoothest part,
With spray cans and tags that entwine,
It's like wearing urban art, like drinking wine!
As I stroll through the city's beat,
This shirt allows me to compete,
With style and flair, nothing plain,
I'm a walking canvas, turning heads again.
Oh, vintage car on my shirt's display,
Let's drive through life in a humorous way,
Together we'll roam through streets with glee,
Bringing joy to all who stop and see.
A vintage car in graffiti nest,
A fusion of styles, oh so bizarre,
As I proudly wear it like a superstar.
The car, a relic from times gone by,
With colors splashed against the sky,
A masterpiece on wheels, you see,
Spreading smiles wherever it may be.
In the cul de sac of vibrant street art,
This shirt becomes my smoothest part,
With spray cans and tags that entwine,
It's like wearing urban art, like drinking wine!
As I stroll through the city's beat,
This shirt allows me to compete,
With style and flair, nothing plain,
I'm a walking canvas, turning heads again.
Oh, vintage car on my shirt's display,
Let's drive through life in a humorous way,
Together we'll roam through streets with glee,
Bringing joy to all who stop and see.
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you swipe your card. So it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
If you don't have patience - do not order!
We print on demand because we are too fucking lazy to run a bloody warehouse.
The boring stuff:
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it's high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
| M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 25 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 27 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 33 | 29 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
| M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
| L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
| XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 80 | 64 | 24.4 |
| 4XL | 82 | 69 | 24.4 |
| 5XL | 83.8 | 74 | 24.9 |